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The Perfect Man
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell
phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function
and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much"
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2005 SLK They have the one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$120,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .the house I wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000 They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is
really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "! I love you, too, Bye."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
