Helpdesk Questions

 Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

 Female customer: A white one... 

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 Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

 Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

 Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.

 Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...

 Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still  on  my desk... Sorry.... 

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 Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

 Customer: Your left or my left? 

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 Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

 Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

 Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...

 Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates! 

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 Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I

 try, it says 'Can't find printer'.  

 I've even lifted the printer and placed  it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

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 Customer: I have problems printing in red..

 Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?

 Customer: Aaaah....................Thank you.

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 Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

 Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket

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 Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

 Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

 Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

 Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

 Customer: Okay.

 Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?

 Customer: Yes.

 Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

 Customer: Yes, there's another one here.  Ah...that one does work!

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 Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.

 Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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 A customer couldn't get on the Internet.

 Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

 Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

 Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

 Customer: Five stars.

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 Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?

 Customer: Netscape.

 Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.

 Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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 Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my

 computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

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 Helpdesk: How may I help you?

 Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

 Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

 Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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