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Morons at Heathrow

Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport’s PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.

In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.

They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.

After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.

To hear the recordings, double-click on the speaker symbol (it’ll take a few seconds to start), listen and enjoy.

Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.

Looks Like…	Reads Like…	Sounds Like…
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed	I hate this f&*#ing job, and I will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie	I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest	I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet	Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted	My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee	Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea

Double click the speaker icon to hear the sound.

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