If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or
anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and
take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator- Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this
is only available for those who can afford it, the next best
equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life.
This virus is DEADLY
(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Updated 21-05-06: After extensive testing it has been concluded
that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted
for WINE but may require a more generous application.
