I was on holiday last week and went to the loo in the hotel bar...

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other cubicle
saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the toilet with a stranger, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"I’m fine!"

The man continues asking:
"So what are you up to?"


What kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uh erm, On holiday!"


At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear the shocking question.
"Can I come over?"


Ok, what a nut job this guy is a weirdo, but I figured I would be polite and end the conversation...
"No........I'm a little busy right now, do you mind leaving me alone I’m trying to concentrate!!!"


Then I hear the person say...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's some idiot in the next cubicle who keeps answering all my questions”