Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The
girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased....
did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,
travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the
hot water to herself, never had pubic hairs under the toilet seat
lid, watched girlie movies, never had football on, never wore
fricken lacy lingerie that went up your ass, had high self
esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked good in sweat pants
and shirt, and burped, swore, & farted all the time.
THE END