Male Beer Drinkers beware
Last
month, the University of Glasgow scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer,
they suggested that men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption
The theory is that beer contains hops, which contains Phytoestrogens,
and that drinking enough beer and with the wind in the right direction
men could turn into women
To test this theory, 100 men drank 8 pints each within a 1 hour period.
it was observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologise when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became very emotional.
6) Couldn`t drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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