One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,

pinched her on the butt and said...

"If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top tights"

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent

The next morning, the man woke his wife with

a pinch on each of her breasts and said....

"You know, if you firmed these up,

we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response

So she rolled over and grabbed him

by his Penis

With a death grip in place, she said...
 

"You know, if you

firmed this up,

we could get rid of

the gardener,

   the postman,

      the pool man

                 and

               your brother!"

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